Message from 831-275-0102: Hey man
Message from you: Who dis?
Message from 831-275-0102: Attachment: (Super sexy dude picture)
Message from 831-275-0102: Attachment: (Super sexy dude picture)
Message from 831-275-0102: Attachment: (Super sexy dude picture)
Message from 831-275-0102: We gonna publish your nudes to everyone you know and people you don't know even all social media platforms gonna get your nudes
Message from you: That doesn't answer my question.That doesn't answer my question.
Message from 831-275-0102: You're to get us $1000 once you get it we gonna delete your nudes and conversations
Message from you: Oh I see. Man I wish I looked like that. I'm more of a fat blob mixed with a giant asshole.
Message from you: I'll go take a picture for you. One sec.
Message from 831-275-0102: You got 10 minutes to get it
Message from you: Attachment: (Picture of a butthole with bad hemroid)
Message from you: Attachment: (Picture of a butthole with a bit of poop)
Message from you: Attachment: (Picture of a butthole with hemroid and poop)
Message from you: Those photos more encapsulate what I actually look like naked
Message from 831-275-0102: If you like go download
Message from 831-275-0102: Your time is ticking
Message from you: Tick tick tick motherfucker.
Message from you: You might as well spin those hands of that clock down to zero cuz I don't give two shits. I have an onlyfans. People pay to see me naked.
Message from 831-275-0102: You gonna see what we will do to you
Message from you: Kablam?, Attachment: (Picture of blowen up penis)
Message from 831-275-0102: 5 minutes left
Message from you: Might as well make it zero minutes
Message from you: Attachment: (Picture of clock with words "Tick Tock" on the face)
Message from you: Hey, can you send me a link when you post those sexy nudes? I wanna see em.
Message from you: Ugh, i hate you're promised something and then they don't go though with it.
Message from you: Man, I hate you so much right now. I wanted to see my penis online!
Message from you: Come on. you said I only had 5 minutes left. You also never said WHERE to send you money.
Message from you: How can I send money if you never tell me where.
Message from you: bank account?
Message from you: bit coin?
Message from you: wire transfer?
Message from you: pay pal?
Message from you: NFT?
Message from you: cash under the park bench?
Message from you: come on. tell me where to send the money!
Message from you: I'll send it over via tots and pears.
Message from you: Ok. i sent them. all thousand of them.
Message from 831-275-0102: From today onwards we gonna turn your life upside down
Message from you: Can you delete nudes now?
Message from you: BUT WHY?! YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHERE TO SEND THE MONEY!
Message from you: HOW CAN I SEND MONEY IF I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO SEND!
Message from you: You can't just say "send money" without saying where.
Message from 831-275-0102: Bitcoin send it there coz 5 of our crew members are watching you
Message from you: Besides, I'm moving in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
Message from you: bitcoin? no link or wallet or anything? come on man. you still haven't told me HOW to send you money.
Message from you: I'll send you the money via walmart. That ok?
Message from you: Oh boy. 5 crew members are watching me? I HAVE 5 NEW FRIENDS?! THATS SO AWESOME!
Message from you: I LOVE NEW FRIENDS. WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
Message from you: SHOULD I JUST MAKE UP NAMES FOR THEM?
Message from 831-275-0102: bc1q8l4gvza6wapvfm05fmxk7fg45qd3d8mlu6hede
Message from you: IM GOING TO CALL THEM....BOB. FRANK. TIM. ROSS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ESTEBAN.
Message from you: ESTEBAN IS THE LOOSE CANNON. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HE WILL DO NEXT. HE IS CRAZY!
Message from you: But like, in a good way.
Message from you: like he will say he is stepping out for coffee, and then will come back with coffee and donuts for everyone!
Message from you: crazy shit like that.
Message from you: ross is the racist one. big shocker there.
Message from you: tim is the quiet one.
Message from you: wait. which one are you?
Message from you: You can be Bob. The funny but lovable one.
Message from you: Frank is the one that no one likes, but he knew someone else that use to be in the crew. but that guy left. So Frank is just kind of like there.
Message from you: So it will be the five of them, and then me.
Message from you: You can call me Andy.
Message from you: So the six of us gonna hang out or something?
Message from you: wait. Does the five include you too or naw?
Message from you: Are we a seven person crew, or only six? man, this is going to be weird going to Denny's now. Do you like Denny's or should we go to IHOP?
Message from you: for my money, IHop has better pancakes, but man the burgers at Denny's are to die for.
Message from you: So the problem with 7 people is a booth only sits 4, then you can put two chairs at either end.
Message from you: thats 6. if we add you too, then we'd need to sit at a table.
Message from you: I don't like tables because the chairs are butthole.
Message from you: So if me and crew go out, you'll need to stay home. Sorry bro.
Message from you: but hey, i can bring you back some food if you'd like. Wait....Esteban will bring you back some food.
Message from you: cause, as i said before, Esteban is fucking crazy mad like that. He is a mad lad.
Message from you: So just tell Esteban what you want and he will get it for ya after me and the crew are done at Denny's.
Message from you: Is that ok?
Message from you: If you really want to go, then we can just go to IHop, they don't have booths, they have really long tables.
Message from you: but the Denny's parking lot is better to smoke pot in.
Message from you: cause like, no cops go to Denny's unless they want to smoke pot too.
Message from you: and its always cool to smoke with cops, isn't it? 7:16 PM.and its always cool to smoke with cops, isn't it?
Message from you: Don't you think so? Friend? hey friend. Why did you stop talking to me?
Message from you: HELLO!!!!!!!
Message from you: oh. Ok. Well I guess you're off with MY crew getting food. Grab me a half stack, a moon over my hammys, and a cola.
Message from you: no ice in the cola
Message from you: it really does water down the cola
Message from you: so no ice in the cola please.
Message from you: unless you're going by a taco bell
Message from you: then snag me a baha blast
Message from you: oh man, i love baha blast.
Message from you: like its really sweet and you can mix some rum in it.
Message from you: it will get you FUCKED up.
Message from you: cause it hides the rum really well
Message from you: so drink drink drink...BLACK OUT DRUNK!
Message from you: oh man, mix the rum and the baha blast at Denny's with the pot and the cops
Message from you: dude, that would be crazy!!
Message from you: seeing a cop high AND drunk. I can't even.
Message from you: He would be a really down cop.
Message from you: don't like downs like sickness.
Message from you: oh, like Disturbed. COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Message from you: like they dropped down for a bit, but then came back with that banger Sound of Silence.
Message from you: Their second album was pretty good too. But it wasn't really my jam.
Message from you: oh Jam...dude, do you remember pearl jam?
Message from you: they were rad in the 90s too.
Message from you: all that grunge rock was good too. But pearl jam was the grungest of the grunge. ya know?
Message from you: i'm sorry, im rambling at this point. What kind of music do you like?
Message from you: Rock? Punk? Alt Jazz?
Message from you: Ok, well i think you went to sleep. Did my nudes knock you out that quickly? What can I say???? like...you're welcome or something?
Message from you: Ok. Well good night sweetness. Have sweet dreams and I guess we will talk later? I mean, you and crew can hit me up.
Message from you: SORRY, I JUST FORGOT ABOUT HOLE! FUCK, THEY WERE SO GOOD.
Message from you: I mean, until Courtny Love killed Kirt Cobain. that was fucked up.
Message from you: Ok, sorry, good night beautiful.